I received this email from my wife earlier today…
“What is the PC way to tell someone to get their bodily noises and functions under control? I know I can’t tell someone that, but really don’t think I need to listen to that.”
Now, being a PR person, my first thought was to tell her to play the I’m worried excuse. But after thinking about it, I don’t see any reason why she can’t flat out say, “Hey, sicko. Stop ripping ass, burping and hawking loogies next to me.”
Sweet picture designed by a co-worker. I always pictured myself as a young Don Draper. Minus the drinking (before 10am anyways), smoking, cheating and choice of suits… Will definitely miss my Wolfram colleagues.